Romance Is Dead

Romance Is Dead
Romance Is Dead
Romance Is Dead
Romance Is Dead
Romance Is Dead
Romance Is Dead
Romance Is Dead
Romance Is Dead
Romance Is Dead

Romance Is Dead

Regular price $29.00

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Some of us just aren’t looking for the G rated fairytale. We want someone whose demons play well with ours. That Morticia and Gomez kind of love. Any man worth his salt knows that kind of woman isn't looking for a fucking hallmark card. Hold the door for her, but slap her ass as she walks through it. Skip the flowers and get her something tasteful, like a paddle, or Slayer tickets. Romance is fucking dead.

  • Super soft fabric blend
  • Athletic fit
  • Printed in America on imported fabrics 

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Romance Is Dead

Quality shirt

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K.B.
Fabulous

I got a black tshirt and a white tshirt

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A.S.

Hardest shirts 💯

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H.M.
Love!

Love the shirt! Fits perfect!

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S.Z.
Romance is dead shirts

I ordered a small and large in black and white. They are great quality and true to size like every purchase I’ve made from JK.


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