Romance Is Dead

Romance Is Dead
Romance Is Dead
Romance Is Dead
Romance Is Dead
Romance Is Dead
Romance Is Dead
Romance Is Dead
Romance Is Dead
Romance Is Dead

Romance Is Dead

Regular price $29.00

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Some of us just aren’t looking for the G rated fairytale. We want someone whose demons play well with ours. That Morticia and Gomez kind of love. Any man worth his salt knows that kind of woman isn't looking for a fucking hallmark card. Hold the door for her, but slap her ass as she walks through it. Skip the flowers and get her something tasteful, like a paddle, or Slayer tickets. Romance is fucking dead.

  • Super soft fabric blend
  • Athletic fit
  • Printed in America on imported fabrics 

Customer Reviews

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Brandon J Floyd
Awesome shirts

I love the dark, funny, eccentric shirts.

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Ryan Dzirnis
Look, fit & feel is amazing!

I'm extremely picky about how my t-shirts fit. I'm big through the arms, chest and shoulders and slim in the waist. These shirts are perfect. They have a bit of a modern taper for an athletic build. I have 2 shirts so far and I'm waiting on the DISOBEY shirts to get back in stock. Jasper Keys does not disappoint. Great quality merchandise!

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Alberto Sanchez
Excelente

gracias por sus productos excelente calidad, servicio y tiempo de entrega muy rapido. dentro de poco hare un pedido mas.

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Steve Kahle
Nice

Love the fit of it

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Pablo Garciasalas
Excellent quality

Purchased this shirt and a few decals, everything arrived well packed and quickly, excellent quality on everything ordered.


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