Romance Is Dead
Romance Is Dead
Romance Is Dead
Romance Is Dead
Romance Is Dead

Romance Is Dead

Regular price $29.00

We're all just looking for someone who's demons play well with ours. That Morticia and Gomez kind of love. Any man worth his salt knows that kind of woman isn't looking for a fucking hallmark card. Hold the door for her, but slap her ass as she walks through it. Skip the flowers and get her something tasteful, like a paddle, or Slayer tickets. Romance is fucking dead.

  • Super soft 60/40 cotton/poly blend
  • Athletic fit
  • Printed in America on imported fabrics 

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